The Subconscious Interview: Wherein your humble interviewer forgot to do research and asked the interviewee to interview himself, lest they share an awkward pause.
Today, multi-genre author Lavie Tidhar (The Violent Century) takes up the challenge and reveals himself to suffer a split personality a la Gollum/Smeagol, or maybe that Superman vs. Clark Kent battle in Superman III. At least Lavie doesn’t have Richard Pryor mugging about in the background. As far as I know.
Bit silly, having to come up with your own questions, isn’t it?
You’re right, it is.
What do you like?
Come on. Everyone likes something.
Can I go now?
No, you have to ask yourself a question first!
But that was a question.
But I’m the one doing the interview here!
I’m confused now. Wait. It reminds me of a joke.
Oh, go on then…
How many Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don’t know. How many?
Shut up! Ve are asking ze questions here!
. . .
Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
Read the Conscious Interview of Lavie Tidhar here.