The Subconscious Interview of Lavie Tidhar

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The Subconscious Interview: Wherein your humble interviewer forgot to do research and asked the interviewee to interview himself, lest they share an awkward pause.

Today, multi-genre author Lavie Tidhar (The Violent Century) takes up the challenge and reveals himself to suffer a split personality a la Gollum/Smeagol, or maybe that Superman vs. Clark Kent battle in Superman IIIAt least Lavie doesn’t have Richard Pryor mugging about in the background. As far as I know.

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superman-iii-poster-clark-kent-vs-dark-superman-and-richard-pryorBit silly, having to come up with your own questions, isn’t it?

You’re right, it is.

What do you like?

Nothing.

Come on. Everyone likes something.

Twitter.

Besides twitter.

Can I go now?

No, you have to ask yourself a question first!

But that was a question.

But I’m the one doing the interview here!

I’m confused now. Wait. It reminds me of a joke.

Oh, go on then…

How many Nazis does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don’t know. How many?

Shut up! Ve are asking ze questions here!

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Thank you. I’ll be here all week.

Read the Conscious Interview of Lavie Tidhar here.