31 Lists of Horror: Mark A. Rayner’s Rejected Halloween Cereals

Today, in Day 18 of 31 Lists of Horror, it’s time we took a good long look at the most important horrifying meal of the day with sadly-rejected edible sequels to Booberry and Count Chocula.

Today’s special guest lister: Mark A. Rayner

Mark A. Rayner is a Canadian author of satire, humour and speculative fiction from London, Ontario. He is the author of many novels, including The Amadeus Net, Marvellous Hairy, and The Fridgularity, which won the 2013 Indie Reader Discovery Award for Best Humor book. He has also written numerous short stories, and has been nominated for the Prix Aurora Award (for short fiction) three times. His newest novel, The Fatness, will be released in November 2017.

October 18, 2017

Rejected Halloween-Themed Breakfast Cereals


10. Candy Corn Pops
9. Werewolf Balls

Image by Neil Darbyshire. He also has a cool Kickstarter going for a near AdventureBand. Click the image for more info.

8. Creepy Clown Crunch
7. Slutty Nurse Puffs
6. Green Gooey Grahams
5. Fruity Mime Berets
4. Black Cat Smacks
3. Crunchy Pirate Hooks
2. Pumpkin Bran
1. Sugar-Coated Hobo Flakes


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